10.10.2009 10:57:04

Nimda

Girls and Gaming are probably not 2 terms that you hear together very often. But now more and more there are women coming out of the woodwork that seem to embrace technology and gaming. Most of you probably have heard of PMS Clan, which was started by a couple of sisters who enjoy gaming and blew up from there. Another example is a series called "The Guild," which is headed up by Felica Day, that has gained alot of followers over it's video series. She has made several tv appearances and voted top Geek Girl.

XFX, a popular motherboard and video card manufacture, is looking for a Spokes-model to host their XFX Tech Show. It just goes to show you that times are changing and girls are here to game!

I'll leave you with "Do you want to date my avatar" from "The Guild"

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29.07.2009 02:57:01

Nimda

1. Hope you got gigabit, cuz I got alot of throughput!
2. I can diagnos your network connectivity, we need to keep my interface up, in your network interface, and set the speed to FULL duplex
3. Hey baby, your SAS controller has a nice shiny new backend
4. I don't need a 3.5" drive with you around because I never get a floppy
5. You know the webcam actually shaves off 10lbs?
6. You make me feel like a processor, I get hot when I am turned on...
7. My Large CPU Cooler is compatible with all CPU socket Standards
8. Let's make like hard drive data and get perpendicular.
9. My laptop's battery will never run out of power.
10. You can choose to be master or slave of my IDE cable
11. You can chmod me all you want, as long as I can sudo -s you anytime.
12. I can raise your runlevel and set your affinity to more than one if you would be up to it.

GEEK | jokes

16.07.2009 18:46:50

Nimda

1. You'd rather communicate with people via e-mail, text messaging, instant message, or Twitter, then face to face, because "it's just easier that way."
2. If you've ever used "Joshua" as a password and thought you were being clever.
3. 16GB flash drive "just doesn't hold enough."
4. You buy a gadget just for the thrill of hacking it.
5. You say phrases like "Make it so!" and "These aren't the droids
   you're looking for", when you talk to people.
6. You write "text" in blocks of "140 Characters."
7. You have an LCD monitor 20" or greater, or a multiple monitor setup.
8. You do arithmetic in computer language (i.e. binary, ASCII) to impress friends, family and acquaintances.
9. You have more friends in the ‘virtual world’ than in real life!
10. You wear T-shirts with Star Wars, Stark Trek or any computer-related visuals on them
11. You have a computer server at home... which has a name... in the basement... of your parents' house…..which is called your "Command Center” or NORAD (after watching WarGames)... extra Geek points if your home server is named: W.O.P.R. or HAL.
12. You have a junkyard full of extra computer parts in your garage.
13. You built your own PC and giggle when people tell you they have a Dell or HP computer.
14. Your PC has 4GB of RAM OR MORE…
15. You're proud of your own built PC that's so powerful it rivals IBM's Blue Gene Supercomputer.
16. You carry a USB flash drive in your pocket regardless of where you go.
17. When you're bored you take apart your desktop, laptop, television, DVD, DVR or cable box for fun.
18. Friends, family and family friends' friends, call
    you asking for computer help.
19. You are fluent in the Klingon language.
20. You have a cable internet connection but would like a T-1 line if
    it was reasonably affordable.
21. You give your servers little pet names ex: Maximus or WOPR.
22. You know that W.O.P.R. doesn't refer to just a hamburger
23. Red Bulls and frozen dinners are a daily part of your diet.
24. When you yell at your radio whenever a "Computer Show" airs because you think the host is an idiot…
25. You listen to the idiot anyway…
26. World of Warcraft is constantly on your to-do list.
27. You have four (or more) computers at your house, and it "just isn't enough."
28. You know that Debian, Ubuntu and Mandrake are just funny kids names.
29. You actually name your kids Debian, Ubuntu or Mandrake.
30. You've ever used "12345" as a password and thought you were being clever.
31. No matter how fast your computer turns on, it still isn't "fast enough"… even if it is just waking up from a sleep mode.
32. You passionately argue the virtues of (pick 'em): Windows vs. Apple vs. Linux / ATI vs. nVidia / AMD vs. Intel / LCD vs. Plasma / Star Wars vs. Star Trek vs. / Comics vs. Graphic Novels / HD-DVD vs. Blu-Ray / USB vs. Firewire / Jobs vs. Gates / etc. etc...
33. You loathe people who buy iPods, iPhones, or iTouches just because they are the hip things to own.
34. You secretly covet having an iPod, iPhone, or iTouch - but are too embarrassed to own one because of what your geek friends would think.
35. Your family calls you to fix their computers... so do your non-geek friends (or friend)...  so do strangers...
36. You have major farmer’s tan!
37. You own five or more useless gadgets that run off your USB ports.
38. Your "laptop" with its massive 20-inch screen weighs more then your "desktop computer."
39. You’ve gotten this far READING THIS LIST!

GEEK